The annoying habit of interrupting a person trying to make a point or posing a distraction for those trying to understand said point.
Conference attendee 1 "Hans Rosling gave a compelling speech about the world's economy, did you catch it?"
Conference attendee 2 "No! Some heckler was grok blocking me!"
Conference attendee 1 "Too bad. It was very informative."
Being fired and then immediately rehired to do more work or the same work for less pay.
Boss "You're fired."
Employee "Oh no."
Boss "What if I let you stay on for 1/2 pay?"
Boss "See you tomorrow then."
Roommate "How did your day go, did you get fired?"
Employee "No, I got fhired."
A unit of measurement related to the quantity of social media popularity or publishing frequency usually displayed as a fraction.
Director of Marketing "How popular is our CEO's blog?"
SEM Manager "Great! He's nearly half a scoble."
A soft flame (email or comments) war initiated or participated in by a b-list blogger.
Boss "Is that flame war gonna hurt us?"
Social Media Consultant "It's not as bad as it looks, it was just a hussey, sir"