firedog 

Circuit City's single brand approach for computer repair/setup/upgrades(on-line, in-home, and in-store), in-home entertainment setup, and car audio/video installation. The proper usage is always with a lowercase f except when used as the first word of a sentence. They are not nearly as well equipped as their main competition Geek Squad, however the company is pushing technicians to become Microsoft Certified in the XP and Vista operating sytems. No hardware certifications are planned (which they desperately need).

They will charge as much as people are willing to put up with, which is apparently a lot. Technicians that know their stuff are bullied into quitting or are flat out fired on bogus charges. This helps keep profits high because less knowledgeable technicians will push every service offered rather than a $30 quick fix.

I was ordered by my District firedog Manager to push in-home service on everything, even though 2 hours includes the trip and broken shit doesn't exactly fly.

Firedog doesn't have any respect for it's technicians, only profits.

Oh noes! Firedog eated my money and didn't fix shit!

firedog by HellsCook May 18, 2008

firedog 

when a guy sprays his penis with mace pepper spray and inserts it into a woman's anus.

Last night after the club, Greg gave his girlfriend a firedog.

firedog by frieday March 30, 2015

firedog 

The new name for Circuit City's uber 1337 PC installations and repair center. Circuit City's equivalent of Best Buy's n00b squad..

firedog liek toly pwns geek squad n stuff rite

firedog by ipwnnoobs September 12, 2006

firedog 

Computer repair service; Circuit City's response to the geek squad. Like the geek squad, the firedog team is composed mostly of people who have very little experience working with computers outside of their job. Firedog charges the maximum price for computer repair that customers will withstand. This is quite high because the majority of people lack understanding to the point where they are not confident enough to do whatever computer repair task they require on their own. They have a unique advantage because they are one of the only well known suppliers of computer repair service and their official looking uniforms and limited amount of computer jargon are enough to convince most people that they know what they are doing. This is generally misleading as their business model is based on maximizing point of sale profit at all costs meaning that customer satisfaction is a relatively low priority because the type of customer that their service targets has almost nowhere else to run.

My friend doesn't know shit about computers. He called firedog and got raped $500 to fix a computer that he paid $300 for 5 years ago. They didn't even fix what he wanted them to fix. I've done better computer repair jobs in neat curly brown piles on the lawn.

firedog by boomshakalakaboomshakalakaboom November 6, 2007

Firedog Willie 

When you insert siracha sauce into the anus of your sexual partner followed by pepper flakes resulting in brutal,fiery, and overall sexy anal sex

I wouldn't wish a firedog willie on my worst enemy!

Firedog Willie by Neonicon April 25, 2015

firedooring 

A one sided relationship in which one person is usually being taken advantage of.

Variations: Firedoor, firedoored.

I keep texting this girl, but she only messages me when she wants something. I think she's firedooring me.

firedooring by Nikki Romero October 29, 2017

firedope 

something that kicks ass

This video game is firedope!

firedope by Opie110 May 17, 2018