The condom without lubricant.

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firedick

When your penis is on fire cause you done a girl with STD's

Man I have firedick! I should'nt have done her my dick is on fire!

firedick by Josh Folden January 26, 2008

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FireDick

It’s a volunteer fire/ems who is so full of themselves will literally use lighter fluid or some other flammable liquid to masterbate with. The will set fire to the liquid then proceeded to beat it out just to say they put out a fire that day.

Hey guys Daryl just bought some more zippo fluid probably going home to jack off. He’s such a FireDick.

FireDick by I.L.E.M.S November 15, 2022

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Firefucks

A slang term used to describe when one is using Mozilla Firefox in private browsing mode to view pornographic material. Thus they are using "Firefucks".

I could really use a good tug, I think I'll use Firefucks.

Firefucks by The_Tugger November 29, 2011

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russian firefuck

To coat a mans dick in gasoline, and proceed to light it on fire during sex.

Jake Russian firefucked Misha last night so hard she had to go to the hospital.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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