A female mustache- you know it's there and try to keep it waxed. On sunny days it can be witnessed in the suns light. On day's like this it is best to hang out in the shade.
Some ladies have the femstache and will not do anything about it, you often feel compelled to grab a pair of tweezers and pull.
She was fully aware of her femstache( kicking herself for not waxing the night before.) but the office douche had to point it out anyway.
n. (fess 'toosh) A big deal; brewhaha. To apply great importance to an event.
"He forgot to get the approval and pretty soon we had a major festuche." or "She's such a drama queen. She could make any staff meeting into a real festuche."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.