n. (fess 'toosh) A big deal; brewhaha. To apply great importance to an event.
"He forgot to get the approval and pretty soon we had a major festuche." or "She's such a drama queen. She could make any staff meeting into a real festuche."
1) A bad or undesirable situation.
2) The grouping of hairs forming a smallmoustache on the upper lip of some women.
1) Since everyone has ignored the problem, it has only gotten worse - this is a major festouche!
2) I told her to wax her lip, but since she didn't listen she now has a thick festouche.
Slang term for a big deal or something worthy of a reaction. Used a lot by Italian-Americans (or wannabes) and, for some reason, prevalent by those who work at IBM in the Northeast US.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!