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Femistache 

This is the faint mustache seen on many older women and lesbians. Some of them even groom it and trim it into shape like men.
Me:Escuse me, mr-

lady with femistache:i'm a lady!

me:(thinking) well, you have one hell of a femistache! you look like a guy! (aloud) Sorry!
Femistache by Andariel The Cool December 4, 2009
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femmestache 

what you call a womans mustache
oh my, that woman has the thickest femmestache ive seen in months!
femmestache by mooseypants July 3, 2009

femmestache 

You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/

Rapped in the style of Too $hort.
femmestache by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005

femstache 

When a female forgets about her hygeine and does not care to remove the hair above her upper-lip.
As I was being interviewed for my job, I could not stand the femstache on my interviewer. I was so into that femstache that I failed to get the job.
femstache by Audmeister February 27, 2007

Femstache 

The dark har on some female's upper lip.

Female + moustache = femstache
Did you see that woman? Her femstache was so hairy it looked like there was a fuzzy caterpillar on her upper lip!
Femstache by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014

feustache 

Collective reference to the pubic hair in a person's crotch, especially when said pubic hair is well-groomed. Related to the word moustache.
Before wearing a Speedo, you should trim your feustache.
feustache by ghetto blaster August 15, 2006

Femustache 

A Female Mustache.

A dense grouping of hair on the upper lip of a female. Often seen on Hispanic or Italian Women with poor grooming skills.

Common causes are: lack of self worth, lesbianism, and a fearful or apathetic disposition toward 'waxing'
Bro #1: "Holy shit dude, that woman has more hair on her lip than Yosemite Sam!"

Bro #2: "Oh, Gross! Yup, She definitely has a Femustache!
Femustache by Rantbo October 24, 2008
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