Eustache

Fictional character. An iconic, fresh faced youth from France living in Los Angeles under the keep of his grandparents. Frequently reminds the population that he is of age, in spite of the shackles of education that demand his attendance at a single sex private school with other juvenile boys. Said to deliver pizzas on weekends. Is known to be blissfully ignorant of pop culture or perhaps he just really enjoys playing the part of that foreign oddity. Can be spotted in a crowd by way of his larger than life eyebrows and the hairs of his moustache, which (once completely full grown and combed) will shine like the rays of the dawning sun.

Marc Eustache: I was so excited this morning. I went to my locker and I found a letter from a secret admirer! Then I remembered I go to a school for boys. :(

Eustache by dustruffle April 5, 2008

Eustache

Eustche is an African Nigga that goes to City Hill Middle School.

Khaden: Who’s that guy in the dark?!
Kyle: I can’t tell, it must be EUSTACHE!

Eustache by ThatOne7thGraderNigga January 16, 2019

Eustache

Fictional character. An iconic, fresh faced youth from France living in Los Angeles under the keep of his grandparents. Frequently reminds the population that he is of age, in spite of the shackles of education that demand his attendance at a single sex private school with other juvenile boys. Said to deliver pizzas on weekends. Is known to be blissfully ignorant of pop culture or perhaps he really enjoys playing the part of that foreign oddity. Can be spotted in a crowd by way of his larger than life eyebrows and the hairs of his moustache, which (once completely full grown and combed) will shine like the rays of the dawning sun.

Marc Eustache: I was so excited this morning. I went to my locker and I found a letter from a secret admirer! Then I remembered I go to a school for boys. :(

Eustache by marc's admirer June 18, 2008

Eustace 

Eustace is a special kind of being. Typically a 20 year old boomer, Eustace spends his free time catching up on case law and analyzing the constitution. However, Eustace is always down for some beer with his boys, especially when they are Michelob Ultra. Eustace’s biggest enemies are those who are slightly more belligerent than he is, a sight not too common. A Eustace should be cherised, it is not often that you find vibes as special as his.

Mike: “What the fuck is Eustace doing?”
Joe: “Who knows, Eustace is useless.”

Eustace by IrishIsles November 15, 2019

Eustace Bagge 

A grumpy old man who always wants his wife to cook for him, bullies a poor dog named courage, and always says "Yayuwaaaank".

"Stupid dog. You made me look bad"Said by Eustace Bagge

Eustace Bagge by Joeyqueen sartorius July 11, 2017

Eustace 

A small town in Texas, approximately 60 miles southeast of Dallas, where everyone knows your name, where you live, what you ate for dinner, and the exact time and geographic coordinates of your last bowel movement.

You still live in Eustace?
Wow dude. I'm sorry.

Eustace by shazamwow March 3, 2009

Bishop Eustace 

Bishop Useless is the worst high school on Earth. Their athletic program is especially a failure. Seriously, come on- you were beat by Seneca in baseball AND basketball. Jesus. They try to bust on St. Augustine's but every time Bishop Useless plays them in ice hockey especially they are creamed by St. Augustine's. Their academics is also not exactly a "strong point". Just look at their average SAT scores.

I went to Bishop Eustace. Now I am the chief French fry cooker at McDonald's.

Bishop Eustace by Vertical Hit September 3, 2016