Femustache 

A Female Mustache.

A dense grouping of hair on the upper lip of a female. Often seen on Hispanic or Italian Women with poor grooming skills.

Common causes are: lack of self worth, lesbianism, and a fearful or apathetic disposition toward 'waxing'

Bro #1: "Holy shit dude, that woman has more hair on her lip than Yosemite Sam!"

Bro #2: "Oh, Gross! Yup, She definitely has a Femustache!

Femustache by Rantbo October 24, 2008

femmestache 

what you call a womans mustache

oh my, that woman has the thickest femmestache ive seen in months!

femmestache by mooseypants July 3, 2009

femmestache 

A woman's hairy upper lip.

You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/

Rapped in the style of Too $hort.

femmestache by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005

fustache

A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
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Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.

fustache by j.w.d November 30, 2006

femstache 

When a female forgets about her hygeine and does not care to remove the hair above her upper-lip.

As I was being interviewed for my job, I could not stand the femstache on my interviewer. I was so into that femstache that I failed to get the job.

femstache by Audmeister February 27, 2007

Femstache 

The dark har on some female's upper lip.

Female + moustache = femstache

Did you see that woman? Her femstache was so hairy it looked like there was a fuzzy caterpillar on her upper lip!

Femstache by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014

Femistache 

This is the faint mustache seen on many older women and lesbians. Some of them even groom it and trim it into shape like men.

Me:Escuse me, mr-

lady with femistache:i'm a lady!

me:(thinking) well, you have one hell of a femistache! you look like a guy! (aloud) Sorry!

Femistache by Andariel The Cool December 4, 2009