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Man short on stature, conversation and motivation. Bums around life and takes what is given. Known to eat burgers and cherry coke and has a hankering for longhorn chew.
Man that Fettig is on a roll doing nothing. How'd he get the job? Oh, he is a Fettig.
fettig by Yo Boss October 22, 2014
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Dylan Fettig 

A lboy who has a small dick (not kidding)
Dylan fettig sent me a DP and i though he was showing me a ant
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simon fettig 

An bad ass with a giant horse cock
Damn that guy is like simon fettig
simon fettig by Dhfviss June 6, 2018

adler fettig 

she adler on my fettig till i pastor
i can flicker adler fettig in the flow state with adrenaline
To ejaculate while flaccid without the assistance or need of a female.
Bro, I fertiged all over the floor.
Did she jack you off? Nah, I fertiged.
Fertig by Brohaan July 13, 2009

Cunt-Fetti 

(n) Vaginal secretion that has since dried and become a flake like substance. Normally found on the base of a penis after sexual intercourse or on the surface underneath where the intercouse had taken place.
The sex was great, but the CUNT-FETTI was all over the bed.
Cunt-Fetti by TAC0USMC July 24, 2007

festigio 

"well you are a festigio... see i can make up words too"
festigio by justsayno June 21, 2007
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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