fettig 

Man short on stature, conversation and motivation. Bums around life and takes what is given. Known to eat burgers and cherry coke and has a hankering for longhorn chew.

Man that Fettig is on a roll doing nothing. How'd he get the job? Oh, he is a Fettig.

fettig by Yo Boss October 22, 2014

Dylan Fettig 

A lboy who has a small dick (not kidding)

Dylan fettig sent me a DP and i though he was showing me a ant

Dylan Fettig by The one and only Lily March 22, 2019

simon fettig 

An bad ass with a giant horse cock

Damn that guy is like simon fettig

simon fettig by Dhfviss June 6, 2018

adler fettig 

she adler on my fettig till i pastor

i can flicker adler fettig in the flow state with adrenaline

adler fettig by widethickglassdoor May 31, 2024

Fertig 

To ejaculate while flaccid without the assistance or need of a female.

Bro, I fertiged all over the floor.
Did she jack you off? Nah, I fertiged.

Fertig by Brohaan July 13, 2009

Cunt-Fetti 

(n) Vaginal secretion that has since dried and become a flake like substance. Normally found on the base of a penis after sexual intercourse or on the surface underneath where the intercouse had taken place.

The sex was great, but the CUNT-FETTI was all over the bed.

Cunt-Fetti by TAC0USMC July 24, 2007

festigio 

made up word by peter griffin from family guy!

"well you are a festigio... see i can make up words too"

festigio by justsayno June 21, 2007