fattigan

An obese member of the local police force, usually found in big cities and usually a detective.

Oh, I see they put fattigan on the case. Some guys have all the luck.

by MAX reality January 6, 2010

Fattigan Weasel

1) A mythical creature often believed in by children that causes mischief and mayhem. Typically one kid will act like a fattigan weasel and go around attacking the humans acting in a fattigan way.

Help, the Fattigan Weasel is trying to eat me!!!

by Erock92 December 8, 2010

fartigan

A sweater made out of farts

"Greg's been farting all night, I could almost knit a fartigan out of his toots."

by stinkysweaterman2 April 4, 2010

fartigan sweater

A fart that creeps upward and becomes trapped in your shirt, warming you at the same time. Later, when you take the shirt off, you get a whiff of the remnants of the fart, like you farted again.

On a chilly winter day, a fartigan sweater is kinda nice, until you take off your shirt later on.

by stormteam69 April 11, 2010

Fattican

A person who secretly attains unneeded fat yet is not arguably overweight and is apathetic towards the subtlely worsening situation. Individual is often characterized by a lethargic appearance but may experience outbursts of energy which are often mistaken for signs of mental illness.

Why are you eating so much candy, you are such a fattican. I knew you were fat before you knew you were fat. You think you're skinny compared to how much I think you are fat.

by skylinedrive25 October 5, 2010