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Cunt-Fetti 

(n) Vaginal secretion that has since dried and become a flake like substance. Normally found on the base of a penis after sexual intercourse or on the surface underneath where the intercouse had taken place.
The sex was great, but the CUNT-FETTI was all over the bed.
Cunt-Fetti by TAC0USMC July 24, 2007
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cunt-fetti 

(n) Vaginal secretion that has since dried and become a white flake like substance. Usually found on the base of the penis after sexual intercourse and/or sprinkled on the surface below where the intercourse took place.
The sex was great, but the cunt-fetti was all over!
cunt-fetti by Taco17 July 31, 2007

Cunt-fetti 

Cunt-fett-ee (noun)
The act of inserting a party popper into one's vagina and pulling the string. The resultant fun stuff is known as cunt-fetti.
Me: "Was with Bae last night. Gave her the cunt-fetti, and the party ensued."
Friend: "dude! that's killer"
Cunt-fetti by Aborro Watabonosk August 26, 2015

cuntfetti 

The tiny pieces of cheap, thin, economy toilet paper commonly used in public restrooms that cling to women's vaginas.
"I was going down on this girl and I kept having to stop to take the cuntfetti out my mouth!"
cuntfetti by alismacks March 13, 2009

Cuntfetti 

a liberal scattering of irritating or arrogant people over the general area.
The level of cuntfetti in this place is really high!
Cuntfetti by JD Nick June 21, 2024
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