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Fettes College

One of the top British boarding schools per The Sloane Rangers Handbook. Top private school in Scotland. Scottish aristos mix with Russian olis and eurotrash plus upwardly mobile local merchants day pupils.

Former student include James Bond, Tony Blair and Tilda Swindon. Boys blazers are legend.
Fettes College kids ski in Verbier, holiday in Greece, party at Garibaldis, festival at Belladrum & Reading, dance at the Reeleasy, shoot at November rec weekend and go onto Durham and St Andrews.
Fettes College by UrbaneUrban January 27, 2020
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Fettes College

A boarding school in South-Eastern Scotland. Both brilliant and shitty simultaneously.
Fettes College student 1: Jesus this fucking place sometimes
Fettes College student 2: It's okay, only 2 more years to go
Fettes College by arianemichaels August 12, 2018

Fettes College

Fettes College is an independent boarding and day school in Edinburgh, Scotland.The most expensive school in scotland, often described as the 'The Eton of the North'.
Posh Guy 1'Ohh , Darling we forgot are Rugby Ball, Will you be a dear and go fetch it for me ?

Posh Girlfriend ' Yah Darling, where is it ?

Posh Guy ' Fettes College Boarding House Room 7'
Fettes College by lha March 18, 2009

Chloe Fettes 

Beautiful, Amazing, Gorgeous, Always Smiling, Pretty, Funny, Smart, Graceful, Helpful and Unselfish
She's Such a Chloe Fettes
Chloe Fettes by Sunshine26 September 24, 2011
italian neologism that means "i really don't care", "i care not".
you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.

FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud
1)
a-"stop drinking! you're already drunk!"
b-"fottesega!"

2)
a-I got 4 GTX580 in sli, now i'm going to crash 3dmark vantage WR
b-fottesega of that lame benchmark

3)
a-stop chatting with your friends on skype and go to bed, tomorrow you have a test
b-mi fottesega, I'll copy from my classmate
fottesega by 7ornado March 26, 2011

fittesnig 

A fittesnig is a person that rape womman when they are dead or unconscious, He does this by sneaking his peen (pipi) in her vagina.
You are a fucking fittesnig

Norwegian: Jævla fittesnig
fittesnig by Fittesnigen sjølv October 22, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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