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Noun

Plural Fettermans

A person that wears the same clothes they sleep in to go out in public without bathing in days.
I was in line at a convenience store behind a Fetterman trying to buy a Loosie.

Fettermans always dress in the same clothes they have been wearing for days that smell like B.O., Smegma, and Sweaty Ballsack mixed together from not bathing..
Fetterman by PROFE NICO September 23, 2023
Hast du sehn das Fetterman
Someone who wears shorts and completely changed his value system for the worse. Often related to brain damage.
After the accident my budy totally fettermaned
Fetterman by thedudepdx January 29, 2026

Fetterman Effect 

Noun: A hipster politician

A tattoo with a Pa zip code

Someone who gains weight ,shaves their head and runs for political office

An individual who directs followers into a massacre or disaster(ie :Captain William Judd Fetterman and the Fetterman Massacre)
In order to appeal to the Youth Vote and gain National media exposure, Mayor Smith followed the Fetterman Effect.

In order to avoid the Fetterman Effect, the school bus driver studied a map carefully, prior to taking a shortcut through a minefield .
Fetterman Effect by Balingit December 2, 2009

Fetterman's Trap 

A stupid name for a really good game, see Whitaker's Bowl
Mofo! It ain't no Fetterman's Trap! It's Whitakers Bowl! (Or Cum Champ-pag-ange!")
Fetterman's Trap by Gypsy Bummer January 18, 2005

Doing the John Fetterman 

The act of wearing a heavy top (such as a hoodie or coat) paired with shorts, much like Senator John Fetterman does out of uniform.
Jon: When I was leaving her house, it was colder but I was still wearing shorts. So I threw on a hoodie and started doing the John Fetterman