festibate 

Verb.

The act of choosing to engage in festivities by ones self/lonesome, often when a social alternative is available.

Festibation is distinctly different from not being invited to social events, or not having friends to celebrate with. It is also different from simply not celebrating festivities.

The act of festibating often includes declining an invitation before engaging in festivities alone or in secrecy, sometimes without informing other persons/parties that could/would/want to participate.

A common symptom of festibation is denying that any festivities took place and lying to close friends and family that they 'forgot' or 'did not have time' to engage in said festivities.

"instead of celebrating with his friends or family, mike spent his thirtieth birthday festibating in his single player minecraft world. he positioned his six dogs in a circle around a cake and used note blocks to play happy birthday. he later lied to his friends and family, saying he 'totally forgot it was his birthday'."

"hey mike, i'm having a halloween party at my place. a lot of girls are coming you in?"
"nah bro, i think i'm gonna have a chill night and re-watch stranger things."
"dude, are you really gonna festibate this year too?"
"bro, don't say it like that..."

"bro did you see mike's insta? he's watching the new years fireworks on TV."
"yeah, i invited him to the party but he said he was busy."
"he's drinking champagne out of a mug in his apartment..."
"we love him, but he's a chronic festibator."

festibate by dsmoke420 November 30, 2023

Festivate 

To have a festival, celebrate, and/or party with great zeal and to an almost superfluous extent.

The word combines both festival and celebrate in order to describe a formerly unknown level of revelry. Instead of the normal levels of celebration, partying and festivities, this transcends popular convention to ascertain a deity-like level of merriment.

An occasion in which this occurs is known as a festivation.

1. Dude, my bro Josh is coming back from being in Afghanistan for, like, a year. We're throwing a huge festivation for him.

2. Yo, it's been a shitty week. I'm gonna hit the clubs and festivate so hard in there, I'll get kicked off the strip for life!

Festivate by randymcgr April 25, 2011

festivative 

To be extra festive, usually occurs during the holidays. Going all out in terms of trying for festivities.

Cynthia dressed festivative during Christmas time and she looked such adorb.

festivative by Brochacho Kitten April 21, 2018

festivation 

fun events, such as a fair, festival, or circus.

Yea, they have the carnival downtown, so we're going to go enjoy the festivations.

festivation by Rosyln Faulk December 19, 2007

Zestibate 

The act of quickly and repeatedly refreshing your Zillow home value until orgasm;

Last night I couldn’t sleep, so I went downstairs and Zestibated.

Zestibate by CraignJeff July 14, 2022

fustigate 

the action of beating somthing to a grousemly large extent.

This word was made popular in the simpsons episode "The Homer They Fall" were a character Moe referd to a boxer Dreaderick Tatum will fustigate Homer Simpson

Moe: Fight homer? But Tatum will fustigate him.

Luscious Sweet: Fustigation aside .....

fustigate by nitekrawler February 13, 2008

festicate 

To F with.

Don't festicate with me.

festicate by Nathonel April 23, 2017