Zestibate 

The act of quickly and repeatedly refreshing your Zillow home value until orgasm;

Last night I couldn’t sleep, so I went downstairs and Zestibated.

Zestibate by CraignJeff July 14, 2022

Zestimate 

The estimate of how zesty one is.

My zestimate for Chris is 37%.

My gaydar is never wrong, my zestimates are always on point.

Zestimate by Za41n April 10, 2023

zestimate 

The estimated value for a home.

I think that zestimate on that condo is too low. The condo the floor beneath sold for 10k more.

zestimate by soccerkd February 22, 2007

Zestimate 

Verb:
The act of estimating how zesty your fart will be while it's on it's way out of your asshole (anus).

Evan's brow furrowed as he zestimated the piping hot fart that was about to be pushed out of his anus, taking careful consideration of what he ate the night prior.

"Zestimate deemed critical! Disperse! Disperse! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!"

Zestimate by BulbasuarsTaint January 25, 2024

hestibate 

1)The moment in any bathroom when one questions if they should finish taking a shit or masterbate

2) hesitating to master bate because your parents are in the other room

1) here I sit and hesitate should I shit or masterbate
Man I'm in a situation of hestibating

2) man my parents are in the other room but I have this raging boner I'm in a state of hestibate

hestibate by Echidna dick January 10, 2018

festibate 

Verb.

The act of choosing to engage in festivities by ones self/lonesome, often when a social alternative is available.

Festibation is distinctly different from not being invited to social events, or not having friends to celebrate with. It is also different from simply not celebrating festivities.

The act of festibating often includes declining an invitation before engaging in festivities alone or in secrecy, sometimes without informing other persons/parties that could/would/want to participate.

A common symptom of festibation is denying that any festivities took place and lying to close friends and family that they 'forgot' or 'did not have time' to engage in said festivities.

"instead of celebrating with his friends or family, mike spent his thirtieth birthday festibating in his single player minecraft world. he positioned his six dogs in a circle around a cake and used note blocks to play happy birthday. he later lied to his friends and family, saying he 'totally forgot it was his birthday'."

"hey mike, i'm having a halloween party at my place. a lot of girls are coming you in?"
"nah bro, i think i'm gonna have a chill night and re-watch stranger things."
"dude, are you really gonna festibate this year too?"
"bro, don't say it like that..."

"bro did you see mike's insta? he's watching the new years fireworks on TV."
"yeah, i invited him to the party but he said he was busy."
"he's drinking champagne out of a mug in his apartment..."
"we love him, but he's a chronic festibator."

festibate by dsmoke420 November 30, 2023