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fustigate 

To beat with a stick or a club.
"Go fustigate yourself"
fustigate by Raych December 20, 2004

fustigate 

to beat profusely as with a large stick or with bare hands, to fuck up, a red ass beat down.
if i did not fear fustigation i would gladly make fun of the hells angels.
fustigate by matt cleer April 6, 2003

Fustigate 

to be beaten with a stick until close to death
Fustigate by murrrr April 26, 2012

Fuckstigated 

When a device, or situation, is completely, and utterly, fucked, beyond repair; thereby inducing a unparalleled state of frustration.
Guy #1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!

*Shakes fist wildly.
Fuckstigated by Bumslaw February 23, 2010

Festivate 

To have a festival, celebrate, and/or party with great zeal and to an almost superfluous extent.

The word combines both festival and celebrate in order to describe a formerly unknown level of revelry. Instead of the normal levels of celebration, partying and festivities, this transcends popular convention to ascertain a deity-like level of merriment.

An occasion in which this occurs is known as a festivation.
1. Dude, my bro Josh is coming back from being in Afghanistan for, like, a year. We're throwing a huge festivation for him.

2. Yo, it's been a shitty week. I'm gonna hit the clubs and festivate so hard in there, I'll get kicked off the strip for life!
Festivate by randymcgr April 25, 2011
The act of 2 men masturbating together.
Origin: Latin
We're going to go fortigate
Fortigate by Cescopex September 25, 2010