Definitions by CraignJeff

Maalouf 

A chronic psychological disorder exemplified by obsessively engaging in highly competitive contests, losing every match and masturbating after each loss thus creating a never ending cycle of pain and reward

Ralph Maaloufed in Boggle so badly that. he had to be taken to the emergency room for skin grafts on his penis.

Maalouf by CraignJeff November 11, 2023

Zestibate 

The act of quickly and repeatedly refreshing your Zillow home value until orgasm;

Last night I couldn’t sleep, so I went downstairs and Zestibated.

Zestibate by CraignJeff July 14, 2022