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ferster

The biggest furry on the planet. destroy at all costs
Oh no! dont let that ferster touch you!
by RexIsBeast February 13, 2018
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Festerpool

To think about multiple negative thoughts creating a festerpool of negativity resulting in situations appearing far worse.
A festerpool of high emotions can result in riots.
A person was upset due to debts building up, their mind began to pile all theirs worries creating a festerpool of depression.
by MattMuz September 22, 2020
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festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects
Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)
by Stephen M. December 31, 2004
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Firstery

When something happens for the first time in history.
When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.
by lockenload23 August 1, 2016
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Festerius

Festerius is some what of a minor internet celebrity that has been seen all over the internet since 1993. There are about 150 different refrences if you search for 'Festerius' on google.
Dude, did you see what that Festerius guy posted on our message board? Who is this weirdo?
by Festerius October 2, 2003
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Amy Forster

That one girl who is so beautiful, amazing and pretty that every guy in a 3 mile radius sees her radiance and looks at her in complete awe. She's extremely kind and always tries to help others. She's the type of person to have her favourite colour as Blue and try help everyone she can. She's also really shy and introverted but everyone loves her. She's truely the most amazing girl you could ever meet. Although she comes across as really nice she also tends to go for the stupid boys because she knows that they're better than everyone else. She's also that type of girl to be super smart at literally everything and everyone wishes they could be as smart as her but they all know they could never be as smart as her. She has a really good sense of humor and she laughs a lot, her laugh sounds like a kettle but everyone loves it.
Ugh.. I wish I knew an AMY FORSTER
My girlfriend is an AMY FORSTER
AMY FORSTER!!!
by NotAmyForster February 13, 2022
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Forstering About

Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.
The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.
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