feaster

a special holiday that falls on the same day as easter in which one enjoys copious amounts of marijuana and indulges in a feast of snacks, ham, and chocolate cake. the official symbol for this holiday is the mouse.

feaster is my favorite holiday in the whole entire world.

by Jessica Sara Warm April 14, 2007

feaster

Someone who enjoys listening to other people eat.

The true feaster has a great time at Easter.

by TerryBerry September 11, 2006

Feaster

An individual associated with the chopper scene who parks his motorcycle in a high traffic area, then sits at a discreet distance to watch people gather around it.

"Hey bro's - it's time to blast down to the next bar! Hey, where's Travis?" "He's still sitting on the balcony watching everyone check out his sick bobber. Fuckin' feaster."

by Mr. Puke August 06, 2017

Feaster

Combination of Fucking and Easter -- A term one can use to excuse oneself from Easter celebrations in order to satisfy the sudden urge to fuck.

Thanks for the family dinner invite on Easter! However, we won't be able to make it as we were thinking of staying in for Feaster this year.

by Papi Royal April 22, 2011

feaster basket

a easter basket filled with fetuses

WOW, this is the best day ever! I always wanted a feaster basket!

by Dark Mono May 03, 2007

keister feaster

One who enjoys licking anothers anus. Also see rim job

That guy couldnt get enough of my bung hole. What a freakin' keister feaster!

by GhengisGhandi March 25, 2008

Freshman Feaster

An upperclassman that goes for freshman.

Hey dude, don’t talk to Payton, he’s a freshman feaster.

Thats their third freshman of the year, what a freshman feaster. 🤦🏻 ♀️

by @Jace_005 on tik tok May 17, 2023