Definitions by Festerius

Kabalarian 

The Kabalarian philosophy is a religious 'cult' based on the teachings of Alfred J. Parker. They base a large part of the teachings around Name Analysis. Despite the use of the word 'Kabala' in the word, Kabalarian Philosophy is not related to the teachings or practitioners of Kabala.

A Kabalarian philosophy teaches that you might be happier with a different first name that matches your last name better.

Kabalarian by Festerius April 17, 2006

Gogurt 

To give or receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle.

Yeah, she gave me gogurt on the way over here!

Gogurt by Festerius August 16, 2004

Festerius 

Festerius is some what of a minor internet celebrity that has been seen all over the internet since 1993. There are about 150 different refrences if you search for 'Festerius' on google.

Dude, did you see what that Festerius guy posted on our message board? Who is this weirdo?

Festerius by Festerius October 2, 2003

cameltoesis 

Having or being afflicted with a cameltoe.

Damn! That girl got some Cameltoesis!

cameltoesis by Festerius October 2, 2003