ferrek

A person who goes into chat rooms/boards and makes fun of everyone and nothing is taboo.

I was on AOL trying to cyber with this girl and then some ferrek chased everyone away.

by tom_ferrek June 3, 2004

Cheeky ferret

Someone who causes mischief.

Some cheeky ferret snatched my wallet. Glob dang it, Danny!

by zimmygirl777 March 11, 2023

ferreteria

At LOWE'S the department where they sell ferrets.

Ferrets are in such high demand my local ferreteria is always sold out!

by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Balloon Ferret

An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

FERREL BUSH APE

A FERREL BUSH APE IS A MACHETTE WIELDING SOMOLIAN THAT IS MOSTLY NOCTURNAL AND COMES OUT TO RAPE AND BURN DOWN VILLIAGES AND THEN RETURNS TO THE BUSH

THE FERREL BUSH APES WERE ON THE PROWL LAST NIGHT AGAIN.

by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012

Ariella Ferrera

Colombian adult film actress known for her huge tits and trademark leg shake when orgasming.

Ariella is also known for her passionate, sweaty #lesbian scenes, in which she flaunts epic #tribbing skills.

#MILF

I just watched Ariella Ferrera trib India Summer a while ago. It was hot.

by Panda Coat April 19, 2018

badge that ferret

taking ownership and sexual conquest of another's genitalia--most often but not exclusively a female's.

Holy shit! wipe that smile off your face--did you just badge that ferret?

by sir spamalot August 30, 2012