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Ferrets are the current greatest threat to humanity. They currently control 51.3% of the worlds' oil supply and 73.6% of all known uranium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities they have lived through. It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City. They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the codes that they use.
Ferrets by Beast_modez March 12, 2009
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Two or more people engaging in any type of hookup in a bar or night club bathroom.
I had to call upon the bartender to remove the ferrets from the stall.
Ferrets by jackecox February 16, 2013
A slang term for Breasts commonly used in the East Midlands.
Michelle had her Ferrets out by the pool.
Ferrets by colonelburnell May 23, 2010

bag of ferrets 

utterly mental or possibly furious to the point of no control
'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'

'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'
bag of ferrets by Jondo March 4, 2008

Pink Nosed Ferrets 

A way of describing a woman's breasts (usually said amongst guys)
"Dude, check out her two pink nosed ferrets" breasts

Frisky Ferrets 

The most dominant intramural dynasty ever assembled on a college campus. Often compared to the 'dream team' and other legendary sports phenomenons. Winning is not a matter of what or how, rather it is "when and where" because they will be there to claim the royal crown. There is no limit as to what the Frisky Ferrets can win, as championships in both the academic and athletic realm have been claimed. The Frisky Ferrets don't just believe in winning, they believe in winning big and winning BIGGER!
Son-"Mom i don't want to play baseball anymore."
Mom-"honey, why not? you love sports"
Son-"But mom the same team wins every year! the frisky ferrets are entirely too good"
Mom-"the fat pats need you"
Son-"we stink"
Frisky Ferrets by FriskyFerret99 August 15, 2012

Fairhaven ferrets

A group of retarded fotball playrs who plaey for fairhaven, thei have enuf skills to rivael the seatle seahawks, and they DEFINETLY do NOT cheet. they also have shapes on their jerseys and half of them are in weel chairs even their line backer