Ferrets

Ferrets are the current greatest threat to humanity. They currently control 51.3% of the worlds' oil supply and 73.6% of all known uranium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities they have lived through. It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City. They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the codes that they use.

President John F. Kennedy was killed by ferrets

by Beast_modez October 28, 2008

Ferrets

Two or more people engaging in any type of hookup in a bar or night club bathroom.

I had to call upon the bartender to remove the ferrets from the stall.

by jackecox February 17, 2013

Ferrets

A slang term for Breasts commonly used in the East Midlands.

Michelle had her Ferrets out by the pool.

by colonelburnell May 23, 2010

Ferret

Clearly a cat-snake.

Person 1: Awe look at the cat-snake
Person 2: It's a ferret dumb ass!

by Skittles_Willams September 22, 2016

Ferret

a kickass animal

ferrets kick ass

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

ferret

The most desirable of any domesticated animal.

My ferret Slinky ran away, so I shot myself.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

ferret

A small lovable animal of the marmot family, which has a slinky for a spine, and a thieves way of finding all of your loot and distributing it back in there own hiding places.

"Honey, have you seen where the ferret hid my keys?"

by Gueethepagan May 04, 2005