ferreting

Ferreting is derived from the use of ferrets in hunting With their long, lean build, and inquisitive nature, ferrets are very well equipped for getting down holes. The term has evolved into a sexual context where two or more males “ferret” an unsuspecting “rabbit burrow” (female) often referred to as “the rabbit”. In the context of hunting one puts a ferret into each hole and leaving one hole available to observe and capture the discharge. To truly perform the act of ferreting one must not have washed for a good few days the participant’s skin must be rife with all the sweat, grit and revolting bodily odours that make a man a man.
ferreting has been carried out in many famous rabbit warrens including: paris hilton, katie price and watership down
by ferreter September 04, 2011
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A game gay males play buy letting ferrets run up their ass.
YO you seen VW today ? I bet that gay bastard is ferreting one of his rats agin.
by skawtA November 06, 2007
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Ferret

Clearly a cat-snake.
Person 1: Awe look at the cat-snake
Person 2: It's a ferret dumb ass!
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Ferret

by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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The most desirable of any domesticated animal.
My ferret Slinky ran away, so I shot myself.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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A small lovable animal of the marmot family, which has a slinky for a spine, and a thieves way of finding all of your loot and distributing it back in there own hiding places.
"Honey, have you seen where the ferret hid my keys?"
by Gueethepagan May 04, 2005
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The Ferret

Derogatory slang for a horrendously ugly military style haircut similar to a high and tight. When all the hair on the head is shaved except for the minimal standard amount on top of the head, roughly four fingers in width. Resembling a rolled up dead ferret on top of the head. The term originated at Utah State University and is rumored to have first been coined by Tyler Worsley.
Ex: John: I just got a new haircut, girls have been checking me out all day!

David: Whoa John, The Ferret is not a good look for anyone, shake that dead mammal of your head.

Ex: James: I've been thinking about having my barber give me The Ferret.

Michael: What a terrible idea...
by T. Dub! November 16, 2011
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