fernch 

The langug of the baget and chee

"Helo! I spek fernch. Oai Oai!"

fernch by CEO of popopoperando December 19, 2020

French Thunder Pussy

French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.

Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!

French Thunder Pussy by napalona zając January 4, 2017

French Horning 

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.

Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.

French Horning by Vinay P. October 15, 2016

French reach around 

When the French go around a front in a war against South Africa to land on the western coast.

ISP: There we go, look at that, the ol' sneaky French reach around!

French reach around by DerpyRainbow June 23, 2022

French Class 

Sitting there for 30 min while the teacher speaks in a language that you don't understand, until she finally hands out a worksheet that is ridiculously hard because of its lack of clear direction. Its almost asking for the students to use google translate, but the teacher wants you to use "word reference", even though every time I open it it tells me I've won a thousand dollar gift card for fucking Walmart(which is a fucking scam). The only reason anyone really takes french is so they can get that language credit for college. Most of the time I don't know when the tests are or what they are on. That class feels like an eternity, I'd rather just lie in the ground and dry out in the hot sun like a beached whale.

FML bro i have French Class next hour. Frick,

*looks up how to fake a siezure

French Class by HammerToenail May 16, 2019

Hung like a French man 

Having the perfect size penis, above average but not too large, the perfect pleasing size normally about 16.5 to 19 cm(6.5 to 7.4 in) of length and 13 to 14.5cm (5.11 to 5.70) of circumference, the testicles also have to be a nice and proportionate size. (Also abbreviated HLFM)

1.After we had sex she said that I was Hung like a French man.
2.OMG, the guy I met at the club last night was Hung like a French man!
3.Ok, I will go up to your room, but you better be HLFM.

Hung like a French man by Batwen July 12, 2019

She can speak french

Is a polite way of saying she gives a good blowjob

"She can speak French, I think she fluent"

Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught

She can speak french by Invisible hood July 23, 2016