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The Female Version of Tea Bagging. The act of lowering one's labia onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping roast beef into au jus.
Damn bitch French Dipped me and I couldn't breath!
by Kray 17 May 13, 2010
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first to prepare the dip we must urinate in her mouth. using good technique the female must keep her head pointed towards the sky with mouth open while breathing through the nose and holding the warm urine in her mouth. now that the table is set the male proceeds to tea bag the females mouth creating a chum flavored delight for the female, normally swallowed immediatly following removal of the scrotum from the mouth.
That french dip really hit the spot! exclaimed betty after swallowing her sack marinated delight.
by Siberian Scum Scalper January 03, 2008
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The French Dip is the female equivalent to 'teabagging' someone. The same action is executed in the female teabag as in the male teabag. However with the French Dip, the idea is that the female is dipping the 'roast beef' upon the target person. More common in online shooters and MMO games, the 'French Dip' is known more commonly as 'face sitting' in sexual encounters and other real life situations.
Person 1: "That bitch just killed me."

Person 2: "Where is she?"

Person 1: "Great, now she's giving me the French Dip."

Person 2 "lol n00b."
by Kimikowned January 07, 2010
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Where your woman lays on her back with her legs in the air and you squat above her and dip your ballsack in to her wet pussy juice (jus de pusspuss).
"Hey Jim. I had a cracking French Dip last night, my sack was really moist."
by Twojimmys November 20, 2016
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The act of deficating into your partner's mouth just long enough for them to take a lick or two and then using extreme sphincter control to withdraw the feces back into the anus.
Mary looked longingly at her lover Tom, as he slowly squatted down to deliver the French dip to her quivering lips and make her a true woman that eve.
by Wassani October 20, 2006
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A guy goes to the bathroom, leaves the seat up and doesn't flush the toilet.

Then a girl goes to the bathroom, and without really looking or thinking, sits down on the open toilet seat.

Since the seat was left up, she falls in. Her labia "dip" into the dirty toilet water, and as they do, she exclaims, "Au Jus serious!?!"

Thus: the french dip
The Situation had just peed in the toilet and he left the seat up. Snooki was drunk and she went into the bathroom for a pee. She fell into the toilet, and she french dipped into the dirty toilet water.
by PteroDactylMullets February 02, 2011
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A lady teabag. An offensive gesture where a woman will pull her pants down or lift up her skirt and press the lips of her vagina on an immobile/unconscious/dead victim. If the woman is on her period, this can also be called a French Dip with au jus.
Fred: Did you hear that Mary gave Steve the french dip again?
Barry: Yeah, it was intense. She gave him extra au jus on the house.
by El Chipacabra July 19, 2011
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