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Ferida is the most kind hearted person you ever met . She puts everyone’s needs before hers and she makes sure all is ok with everyone at all times . Don’t ever lie to her or don’t ever treat her badly or else she would lock you out of her life forever .
They told Ferida she has to get her eyes checked .
Ferida by Ferida November 23, 2021

Friday Night Bath Night 

To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.
Bobby: Dave, Friday Night Bath Night?
Dave: OK, but stay above the waist this time!

Feridon's Creampit 

A sacred and holy pit that is roughly 50 meters deep and filled with gallons of Feridon's potent ejaculations. Typically used as the grounds of a sacred blood ritual involving the mutilation and sacrifice of 7 Mongolian child sex slaves who are then tossed in the creampit, dissolving and mixing with the sperm, in order to gain an audience with Feridon.
"What do you mean the child sex slaves escaped my speed chamber? What am I supposed to tribute to Feridon's creampit now?"

friday office 

The Friday location co-workers meet to complete work related tasks which is usually at 3:00 p.m and always at a bar.
Casey sent the weekly group text, “ready to meet at the Friday office?” ...Stephanie, Heather, and Audra sent an immediate hell yes response.
friday office by OGHM March 2, 2018
A Ferdinglish phrase. It basically just means perhaps bur faster.
"Wow Kris that's fast! Do you have an adequate duning ratio?"
"Ferdaps"
Ferdaps by Feridon Hamidi October 18, 2021

black friday 

The day after Thanksgiving where after we spent a day thanking for all we have and shit, immediately wake up early in the morning and line up outside stores and be greedy little bastards and try to buy everything that we can that's on sale. How ironic.
Guy 1 on Thanksgiving: I'm thankful for all I have. I don't need anything more.
Guy 2 on Thanksgiving: Amen to that brotha
-one day later-
Guy 1 and Guy 2 on Black Friday: MOVE BITCH COMING THROUGH THAT'S MINE GTFO
black friday by AKewlName November 29, 2013