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The day after Thanksgiving where after we spent a day thanking for all we have and shit, immediately wake up early in the morning and line up outside stores and be greedy little bastards and try to buy everything that we can that's on sale. How ironic.
Guy 1 on Thanksgiving: I'm thankful for all I have. I don't need anything more.
Guy 2 on Thanksgiving: Amen to that brotha
-one day later-
Guy 1 and Guy 2 on Black Friday: MOVE BITCH COMING THROUGH THAT'S MINE GTFO
by AKewlName November 29, 2013
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a day kind of like the hunger games except with middle aged mothers fighting over stupid gifts they can buy online.
guy 1:how was black Friday
guy 2:It was awful,A stupid bitch threw a box of Twinkies at my head and some grandma ran me over with her shopping cart.
by 1-800retards united November 26, 2013
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Black Friday:

Sociological-Pathological phenomena of American people trampling others for unneeded things one day after being thankful for what they already have…
"Joe camped out for two days in front of the Computer store on Black Friday..."
by Critik2be November 20, 2012
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The frenzied orgy of extreme acquisition that is the natural result of asking Americans to spend an entire day attempting to be grateful for what they already have.
A team of wild demon horses couldn't drag me to the mall on Black Friday.
by HotGingerMess June 05, 2014
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The day bitches go crazy at Walmart for 3 dollar waffle makers.
*on Black Friday*
Walmart employee: *opens doors*
People in line: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!ASDFGHJKLLLL!
by MiaaaaHeartsStuff December 11, 2011
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The day after Thanksgiving when millions of people stand in line at various retailers and act like retards.
I hate Black Friday. Should be called Wack Friday.
by peecee1978 November 25, 2011
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