ferck

Fuck/jerk

----Go ferck off and watch your uniporn!!----

ferck by Dreamer_16 December 15, 2009

Billy feck-wit 

A person who tries to engratiate themselves to other members of a chat forum. Everybodys friend. Ridiculed and scorned by most. Boringly unoriginal and unfunny type.

Another unfunny Billy feck-wit comment. Just who is he trying to impress?

Billy feck-wit by hi-bee 2009 February 24, 2009

der ferk 

Der ferk is a cleaner replacement for what the fuck. Used in mixed company, like in front of parents or teachers.

Dude, I got a 98 on that math test!
Der ferk? You stayed out partying last night, how'd you pull that off?

der ferk by totalg33k January 17, 2011

fecker 

a term used by a deranged Irish man on youtube who has made several mistakes in his life.

"those evil feckers sold me marshmallows and I got a cotton ball."

fecker by spadox June 12, 2019

feck 

1. It was originally a slang term used in Ireland to mean either a) "to steal" or b) "to throw".

2. It's also used as a pretty mild swear word in Ireland.
It's used a) to express that you're pissed off or b) to describe somebody who pissed you off.
It's not related to the word 'Fuck', and doesn't have any sexual undertones, so is acceptable for polite company.

3. The characters in the sit-com Father Ted made the use of 'Feck' more popular outside of Ireland, most noticeably in the United Kingdom.
Unlike what a lot of people think, the scriptwriters did NOT invent 'feck' to get past censors who didn't allow the word 'fuck'. In fact, 'feck' was used as a mild swear word LONG before Father Ted made it famous!

1. a) "They had fecked cash out of the rector's room." - from James Joyce's 'Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man'.
1. b) "He asked me for a loan of my basketball, so I fecked it across the yard to him."

2. a) Priest: "Ah, feck! I left my keys at home."
Polite Ladies: "That's an awful shame."
2. b). "That bouncer was a right old fecker for not letting us in."

3. Father Jack: "DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS!

feck by larlyint December 9, 2007

Freckle theory 

Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.

Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.

Freckle theory by Lauren Lynch June 10, 2008

Freckle belt

The area spanning below the eyes at the top of the cheeks to the bridge of your nose. In summer, it isn't uncommon for freckles to pop up a lot in this area.

"Your freckle belt really brings out your eyes."

"Once summer comes, I'm going to get a wicked freckle belt."

Freckle belt by DashBlaster May 23, 2009