feltkin

Letting out a stinky fart whilst getting a blowjob.

Sally can’t look Bob in the face anymore after he pulled a feltkin.

by 5dphil April 28, 2008

Felting

The act of stroking another person's pubic hair, as one would pet an animal.

"Did you get laid last night?"
"Naw, I started felting her, but she stopped me."

by Raylan Givens August 28, 2012

Felkins

A Patronymic surename created from a form of the medieval personal name "Philip."
It was also a habitational name from a place name in Oxfordshire. Forms of the name such as Filking(es) are found in the region from the 12th and 13th century. First found in Cheshire where they were seated anciently as Lords of the Manor.

" She's very loyal, like a Felkins"

by Katie Felkins September 28, 2008

Felkins

A Dutch Surname derived from Fel(penis) and kine(that which is bent). Males with this surname tend to have oddly shaped penises.

Girl 1: Hey how did your date with that Felkins guy go?
Girl 2: (sitting in a wheelchair) It was crazy! It's true what they say, his penis is a pentagonal Duo decahedron!

by Mynoduesp ym July 7, 2016

felting

The art of making small, usually adorable stuffed things out of felt and embroidery thread. Also may involve the use of googly eyes, buttons, and other miscellaneous objects.

J.P. - "Hey, would you want to go to the diner tonight?"
Nina - "Yeah, sure, just as long as afterward we can spend many hours felting."

by awkwardfelt December 23, 2008

Feltzing

When a male is in the process of sexual intercourse in any way shape or form and to delay ejaculation you conjure up the image of Vanessa Feltz.

I was banging this right fit bird and almost went early...had to think of Vanessa Feltz and stop myself.

Proper Feltzing

by BBQSurgeon July 28, 2022

Needle felting

Needle felting is a craft you do for fun and you can make whatever you want. Needle felting is a craft where you take wool and poke it with a needle and eventually it makes a hard peace of wool that looks like whatever you want it to look like. When needle felting you have to shape it the shape you want.

Needle felting is relaxing and a fun craft that I do

by got to define all of the words February 13, 2019