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Letting out a stinky fart whilst getting a blowjob.
Sally can’t look Bob in the face anymore after he pulled a feltkin.
feltkin by 5dphil April 28, 2008
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The act of stroking another person's pubic hair, as one would pet an animal.
"Did you get laid last night?"
"Naw, I started felting her, but she stopped me."
Felting by Raylan Givens August 28, 2012
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A Patronymic surename created from a form of the medieval personal name "Philip."
It was also a habitational name from a place name in Oxfordshire. Forms of the name such as Filking(es) are found in the region from the 12th and 13th century. First found in Cheshire where they were seated anciently as Lords of the Manor.
" She's very loyal, like a Felkins"
Felkins by Katie Felkins September 28, 2008
A Dutch Surname derived from Fel(penis) and kine(that which is bent). Males with this surname tend to have oddly shaped penises.
Girl 1: Hey how did your date with that Felkins guy go?
Girl 2: (sitting in a wheelchair) It was crazy! It's true what they say, his penis is a pentagonal Duo decahedron!
Felkins by Mynoduesp ym July 7, 2016
The art of making small, usually adorable stuffed things out of felt and embroidery thread. Also may involve the use of googly eyes, buttons, and other miscellaneous objects.
J.P. - "Hey, would you want to go to the diner tonight?"
Nina - "Yeah, sure, just as long as afterward we can spend many hours felting."
felting by awkwardfelt December 23, 2008

Feltzing 

When a male is in the process of sexual intercourse in any way shape or form and to delay ejaculation you conjure up the image of Vanessa Feltz.
I was banging this right fit bird and almost went early...had to think of Vanessa Feltz and stop myself.

Proper Feltzing
Feltzing by BBQSurgeon July 28, 2022

Needle felting

Needle felting is a craft you do for fun and you can make whatever you want. Needle felting is a craft where you take wool and poke it with a needle and eventually it makes a hard peace of wool that looks like whatever you want it to look like. When needle felting you have to shape it the shape you want.
Needle felting is relaxing and a fun craft that I do
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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