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A Patronymic surename created from a form of the medieval personal name "Philip."
It was also a habitational name from a place name in Oxfordshire. Forms of the name such as Filking(es) are found in the region from the 12th and 13th century. First found in Cheshire where they were seated anciently as Lords of the Manor.
" She's very loyal, like a Felkins"
Felkins by Katie Felkins September 28, 2008
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A Dutch Surname derived from Fel(penis) and kine(that which is bent). Males with this surname tend to have oddly shaped penises.
Girl 1: Hey how did your date with that Felkins guy go?
Girl 2: (sitting in a wheelchair) It was crazy! It's true what they say, his penis is a pentagonal Duo decahedron!
Felkins by Mynoduesp ym July 7, 2016
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(noun) from freestylish, a felkis is a pink sock with tabasco on top
I gave this girl a felkis; it was delicious and spicy.
felkis by Rupert Bojangles April 10, 2005
A computer geek who tries to be in the 'it crowd' by growing a small ginger beard and buying fast cars !!!
Whats that on our face " your such a feakins".
feakins by Captain Sango November 11, 2007
The guy with the biggest penis in the world
I wish i had a penis like felkini
felkini by Nut crunsher February 21, 2017
A royal name fit for a king. If your name is Felkin you probably don’t have a hard time pulling bitches.
Yo a Felkin just stole my girl

All hail lord Felkin
Felkin by Jesauce May 28, 2020
Flossing with ones pubic hairs
1: I ran out of floss, so I started felking.

2: What the fuck is felking?

1: It’s when you floss with somebody’s pubic hairs

1: Ew
Felking by J_R_V May 23, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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