fertking

fertking off is where you fart on your hand and wank with it. usually you’d do this if you have a fart kink or your nob cheese stinks that bad the smell of your farts is actually better than your stinky cheese dick.

i was fertking off last night because my nob cheese smelt so bad

fertking by the garstar June 8, 2023

ferking 

Ferking is a nautical term derived from the or pearl punishment of the chief / cook or ships mate who spoils the food being prepared. This could be buring the food, letting it go off or failing to ensure th Ferk (barrel lid) is securely fastened, so as to preserve the stored perishables for the voyage. Ferking is done like applied punishment, with the use of paddles and other instruments in both S&M today and in the discipline in olden days.

Today it's more commonly used as a less offensive alternative to Fucking (Forniction under the command of the King) as a derogatory swear word for implied sexul performance. In any case Ferking still replicates the expression of disappointment and disapproval of a person, situation.

You are Ferking terrible at cooking.

The Cook didn't put the Ferk on properly and the fruit has turned. He's getting a good Ferking for that.

ferking by PhattGreg April 9, 2015

Ferking Twerper

When you combine a Fart with a Burp while Twerking. The words originate as Twerking Furper (Fart-burper). Throw it in a social blender and tell those hyperactive drunk mates to stop being Ferking Twerpers.

Drunk friend: "Bro, the DJ's playing my jam, check these moves!"
You: "Stop embarrassing yourself you Ferking Twerper..."
*Snaps a photo for Twitter* #FerkingTwerper

Ferking Twerper by tehMirage January 25, 2016

fertinger 

someone who you can't stand

person: hello

Me: he is a fertinger

fertinger by yourlostdad January 11, 2023

ferting 

The action of tucking one’s penis in-between their thighs in order to give the appearance that nothing is there.

How it feels to mention chuzz in a ferting era

ferting by wumi November 17, 2024

Ferking 

Fake working. When you are doing anything but working from home, and can pretend to be online via a device.

Friend: "What are you doing at the cinemas. Aren't you suppose to be working?"
Me: "All good, I'm ferking".

Ferking by TomTom1969 August 19, 2025