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A Dutch Surname derived from Fel(penis) and kine(that which is bent). Males with this surname tend to have oddly shaped penises.
Girl 1: Hey how did your date with that Felkins guy go?
Girl 2: (sitting in a wheelchair) It was crazy! It's true what they say, his penis is a pentagonal Duo decahedron!
by Mynoduesp ym July 7, 2016
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