Feltchmonger

Person who puts gerbils in their ass; person who is into feltching

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Filthmonger

A person who frequently partakes in "unclean" activities.

That porn store clerk is such a filthmonger.

by Brian May 13, 2005

filchmonger

Someone who sucks sperm out of a person's anus.

Derived from filch

Jim is such a filchmonger.

by Sam November 23, 2003

Felchmonger

One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.

Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.

by AngryCPET March 28, 2007

feltchmongers

n. a moderator of a messsage board.. in which we the unwilling participants are feltchmongered by his locking and deleting of posts..

wiz, the feltchmonger, is a very lovable moderator...

by wiz mang May 11, 2004

feltch monger

one who is into the act of feltching

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

felchmongler

A gay guy who sucks his come out of his boyfriends ass

that damn felchmongler be beatin dat ass up all tha time.

by erin November 20, 2003