filch

v : to steal something small or of little value

To filch from friends and relatives is the mark of a coward.

by Joe aka Codes August 19, 2003

filch

To nick, or steal, something.

"That dirty little kid filched five pasties from me pantry last week!"

by Me November 6, 2002

filch

To steal leftover food (usually claimed)from someone you live with.

-Dude, what's wrong?
-Somebody filched my pizza!

by Shawn B. April 6, 2003

Filch

To filch is when a man eyaculates inside someones anus (usually another man), then he sucks the cum out with a straw like object. The filcher is the one who eyaculates. The filchee is the receptor of the cum. Filching is the act of filching. Filched is the usual past tense of the verb.

It was just going to be plain sex, but then we decided to filch.

by Eddi Meddi July 25, 2007

filching

this is the act of de-clawing and shaving a hampster and shoving it up the rectum to let it crawl around until it dies.

Tim gave Gabe filching as his suprise birthday present.

by stfutwatwaffle March 31, 2009

filching

this i an x file, mulder and scully do this

"lets go and filtch Mulder" said Scully , got any straws? lets go ask. Your Alien needs a good filching!

by Fenton November 13, 2003

filching

from the age of sexually deprived people who just loved their animals, involves shoving rather porr inocent furry rodents up ones backside to achieve sexual pleasure.
pass time of townies

wat fuck? shove little fluffy up me batty crease ya bastard!

by barbarella June 8, 2004