v : to steal something small or of little value
To filch from friends and relatives is the mark of a coward.
by Joe aka Codes August 19, 2003
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"That dirty little kid filched five pasties from me pantry last week!"
by Me November 6, 2002
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To steal leftover food (usually claimed)from someone you live with.
-Dude, what's wrong?
-Somebody filched my pizza!
by Shawn B. April 7, 2003
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To filch is when a man eyaculates inside someones anus (usually another man), then he sucks the cum out with a straw like object. The filcher is the one who eyaculates. The filchee is the receptor of the cum. Filching is the act of filching. Filched is the usual past tense of the verb.
It was just going to be plain sex, but then we decided to filch.
by Eddi Meddi June 25, 2007
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this is the act of de-clawing and shaving a hampster and shoving it up the rectum to let it crawl around until it dies.
Tim gave Gabe filching as his suprise birthday present.
by stfutwatwaffle November 19, 2008
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this i an x file, mulder and scully do this
"lets go and filtch Mulder" said Scully , got any straws? lets go ask. Your Alien needs a good filching!
by Fenton November 14, 2003
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Shoving a hamster or other animal up your ass. Can also be used pretty much everywhere.
Guy 1: I filch cats daily

Guy 2: Filch
by Khzar June 27, 2014
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