Gerbils 

The opposite of cougar.
This was made up by SNL.

"Watch out guys, they're Gerbils."
"What's a gerbil?"
"The opposite of a cougar."

Gerbils by SnL13 April 11, 2009

GERBILS 

Getting Extremely Revved Beyond Intensity Living Strong

Person #1 : hey, are you ready for this?
Person#2 : yea man, forget HAM, I'm going GERBILS!

GERBILS by BlueSapphire July 19, 2016

nigger gerbils

The cutest damn gerbils you'll ever find. Black in colour and heritage, but golden in temperament!

Awww look at those cute nigger gerbils. What's that little fella? You want some watermelon? Have a chicken bucket instead.

nigger gerbils by hodgeypodgey June 30, 2009

the king of evil gerbils 

The evilest, kingiest gerbil ever to walk the earth.

Dude i was playing online last night, and this guy named "The King Of Evil Gerbils" TOTALLY pwned me!!

the king of evil gerbils by thekingofevilgerbil January 26, 2005

SAVE THE GERBILS

It means to save the gerbils from falling victims of gerbil cide which is where the gay mens stick the gerbils up their ass!!!!

Oh no......SAVE THE GERBILS yo!

SAVE THE GERBILS by ya fart fuckerssss September 18, 2005

irking my gerbils 

a way to say youre overwhelmed/excited in a situation or just going kinda loco for any reason, people might look at you weird for saying it but in that way it fits the vibe youre feeling

Oh my gosh stop the new lady gaga album just dropped im irking my gerbils right now!!!

irking my gerbils by Hshshshehehe March 9, 2025

Change the Gerbil 

A term used when someone's rancid fart smells like a small animal died in their ass.

Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!

Change the Gerbil by will bitten September 13, 2017