Felchmonger

One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.

Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.

by AngryCPET March 28, 2007

felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.

Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.

by Hot Carl February 19, 2005

Filthmonger

A person who frequently partakes in "unclean" activities.

That porn store clerk is such a filthmonger.

by Brian May 13, 2005

filchmonger

Someone who sucks sperm out of a person's anus.

Derived from filch

Jim is such a filchmonger.

by Sam November 23, 2003

feltchmongers

n. a moderator of a messsage board.. in which we the unwilling participants are feltchmongered by his locking and deleting of posts..

wiz, the feltchmonger, is a very lovable moderator...

by wiz mang May 11, 2004

felchmongler

A gay guy who sucks his come out of his boyfriends ass

that damn felchmongler be beatin dat ass up all tha time.

by erin November 20, 2003

felch monger

someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.

David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!

by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005