felbin 

A small child with glasses that is void of most emotion.

*10 children get shot*
"Holy shit that's so sad I'm actually crying rn" - person 1
"That's seems like a personal issue" - person 2
"Bruh stfu stop being such a Felbin" -person 1

felbin by BUMPADUMP May 25, 2022

feline paralysis 

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

feline paralysis by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion

Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.

Feline Scale by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009

feline telepathy 

The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.

"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."

feline telepathy by yes juanito yes October 15, 2014

feline maneuver 

A slip, mistake, or unintentional move, followed through with confidence and panache as if it were intended all along. Cats are masters of this: a cat might leap and miss, then calmly look at you as if to say "Yeah, I meant to do that."

"What's the band doing? That's weird... and interesting!"
"I've never heard them play it that way before; maybe it's a feline maneuver."
"Think they'll do it that way on the CD?"

feline maneuver by Grinning Cat January 6, 2008

febina 

The name of a young female Indian with dark hair brown kin and dark neon eyes ,who is loyal smart brave kind and will always be there for you no matter what. She will always give you great advice and you will never feel alone when you’re next to her. She’s one of those people that’s you always wanna be around cause of her positive attitude. She’s beautiful smart and sophisticated. Febina is a unique name for a unique person. You always wanna have a friend like her and you never wanna make her sad, her positivity inspires you to be happy and makes you feel more relaxed. You can trust her with anything cause she’s not that type of person who would tell everyone. She cares a lot about people but she sometimes hides her in insecurities through jokes but she’s stilll amazing

Febina is hella valid and beautiful and you’re never gonna find someone else like her

I saw Febina and she is amazing

febina by Emily O’Connor January 27, 2019

tree felling fart

A type of fart that when emitted, sounds like the distant creaking of a tree after it has been carefully cut and is in the process of slowly falling.

I was in the kitchen as I heard what I thought was a tree falling outdoors but then I realized it was a tree felling fart and it was coming from my husband who was standing right beside me!

tree felling fart by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021