*10 children get shot*
"Holy shit that's so sad I'm actually crying rn" - person 1
"That's seems like a personal issue" - person 2
"Bruh stfu stop being such a Felbin" -person 1
"Holy shit that's so sad I'm actually crying rn" - person 1
"That's seems like a personal issue" - person 2
"Bruh stfu stop being such a Felbin" -person 1
by BUMPADUMP May 25, 2022
Get the felbin mug.The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
by metasymantic February 6, 2009
Get the feline paralysis mug.Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.
The scale is as follows:
Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
The scale is as follows:
Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.
by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009
Get the Feline Scale mug.The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.
"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."
by yes juanito yes October 15, 2014
Get the feline telepathy mug.A slip, mistake, or unintentional move, followed through with confidence and panache as if it were intended all along. Cats are masters of this: a cat might leap and miss, then calmly look at you as if to say "Yeah, I meant to do that."
"What's the band doing? That's weird... and interesting!"
"I've never heard them play it that way before; maybe it's a feline maneuver."
"Think they'll do it that way on the CD?"
"I've never heard them play it that way before; maybe it's a feline maneuver."
"Think they'll do it that way on the CD?"
by Grinning Cat January 6, 2008
Get the feline maneuver mug.The name of a young female Indian with dark hair brown kin and dark neon eyes ,who is loyal smart brave kind and will always be there for you no matter what. She will always give you great advice and you will never feel alone when you’re next to her. She’s one of those people that’s you always wanna be around cause of her positive attitude. She’s beautiful smart and sophisticated. Febina is a unique name for a unique person. You always wanna have a friend like her and you never wanna make her sad, her positivity inspires you to be happy and makes you feel more relaxed. You can trust her with anything cause she’s not that type of person who would tell everyone. She cares a lot about people but she sometimes hides her in insecurities through jokes but she’s stilll amazing
Febina is hella valid and beautiful and you’re never gonna find someone else like her
Febina is hella valid and beautiful and you’re never gonna find someone else like her
by Emily O’Connor January 27, 2019
Get the febina mug.A type of fart that when emitted, sounds like the distant creaking of a tree after it has been carefully cut and is in the process of slowly falling.
I was in the kitchen as I heard what I thought was a tree falling outdoors but then I realized it was a tree felling fart and it was coming from my husband who was standing right beside me!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021
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