fauxmless
With a propensity for melodrama and several hours to kill between checking out of his hotel and his flight home, Joel became fauxmless.
fauxmless by Birthday Who-er April 29, 2009
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Fauxmless
The condition of being in your late teens to early 20s, wherein one couch surfs, crashes on floors, or squats in an attempt to seem homeless, thereby gaining scene points. In reality, said fauxmless person could return to his or hers parents' house at any given time.
You: Yeah, I'm letting Kiley crash on my couch this weekend...she's going through a fauxmless phase. Best to just get it out of her system.
Fauxmless by Jane Skinner January 16, 2009
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fauxmeless
"Fake homeless"; Scruffy-looking teenagers who think it's cool to hang out on the streets and beg for change, but at they end of the day go back home to their middle-class lifestyles and their parents' house in the suburbs.
It's impossible to walk down a major street in this city without being accosted by hordes of fauxmeless kids asking for spare change.
fauxmeless by Crownprince75 October 8, 2009
fauxpressed
That Occupy Wall Street protester standing over there holding a Starbucks coffee and talking on his cell phone is sure fauxpressed.
fauxpressed by Red Jack December 2, 2011
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fauxgressive
A fake progressive.
A politician, pundit or other political player that pretends to be progressive while actually supporting unprogressive/corporatist policies.
A politician, pundit or other political player that pretends to be progressive while actually supporting unprogressive/corporatist policies.
Barack Obama is a fauxgressive. He pretends to be progressive in his campaigning, but he rarely fights for progressive causes and consistently supports corporatist, unprogressive policies.
fauxgressive by DeathByTrolley August 16, 2011
fauxgressivism
I'm sick of all the fauxgressivism these days. What's progressive about this whole "FOREIGNERS ARE STEALING OUR JOBS" bit?
fauxgressivism by sparklesgrrl December 17, 2008
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