fauxfessional

noun, one who pretends to know it all at work and criticizes others when in truth, they are the one that sucks.

Sue talks smack about everyone else in the office but she is a fauxfessional. She can't even do her job well.

fauxfessional by greenthumb11 September 9, 2009

Fauxfessional

1. An imitator or poser of a professional service provider or legitimate business.
2. Possibly known to you, recommended by someone you know or found operating on social media.

I can't believe how badly our wedding photos came out because we hired a fauxfessional!

Fauxfessional by Smallbizblogger September 4, 2017

Fufessional 

A fucking (or freaking) professional.

"People hear professional and think 'wow, hey that guy's special!'. No. Fufessional is the next level. Thats me."

Fufessional by funnyducky December 29, 2011

fluffessionals 

A group of awesome developers who transcend beyond what's commonly believed to be the maximum level of usability fluff to be fluffessionals.

Woh, no way that user interface is so unbelievably awesome, you must be one of the fluffessionals!

fluffessionals by YoNally March 27, 2019

funfessional 

having or showing the skill appropriate to a professional person while still maintaining a certain degree of personal enjoyment

I am highly motivated with a spectacular attention to detail while maintaining an upbeat joie de vivre and an irreverent sense of humour that embodies what I like to call ‘funfessional’.

funfessional by Liana Clinton October 18, 2008