fauxkleys

n.
sunglasses that are modeled after real oakleys, but with worse quality, and a fraction of the cost

Look at that loser over there with his fauxkleys on

fauxkleys by schenksta November 12, 2004

fauxmless 

One who identifies himself as homeless when he, in fact, has a home; frequently a nice one.

With a propensity for melodrama and several hours to kill between checking out of his hotel and his flight home, Joel became fauxmless.

fauxmless by Birthday Who-er April 29, 2009

Fauxkley 

(Pronounced: FO-klee)

Knock-off, or fake, Oakley sunglasses. The word is mix of "faux" (French for "false") and "Oakley". "Fauxkleys" can usually be found on those sunglass racks by the checkout lines at Academy, gas stations, and other various places that sell cheap things. "Fauxkleys" consist of brands such as Solaray, Croakies, Foster Grant, Panama Jack, and many others. They try so hard to duplicate Oakley's styling and quality, but usually fail miserably. People who buy "fuaxkleys" sometimes share a common trait: they cannot afford Oakleys. Which is fine, but they are often ridiculed by some people for having knock-off sunglasses.

Joe (on baseball field): "Yo check out my new Oakleys that I bought so I can see the ball better".
Chris: "Dude those are fauxkleys. I saw them on the $3.99 rack at Academy."
Joe: "Whatever, I can still see the ball better" *misses ball and cries*
Chris: "Here take my Oakleys..."

Fauxkley by texaskid1995 November 20, 2011

Fauxmless 

The condition of being in your late teens to early 20s, wherein one couch surfs, crashes on floors, or squats in an attempt to seem homeless, thereby gaining scene points. In reality, said fauxmless person could return to his or hers parents' house at any given time.

You: Yeah, I'm letting Kiley crash on my couch this weekend...she's going through a fauxmless phase. Best to just get it out of her system.

Fauxmless by Jane Skinner January 16, 2009