fauxllege

Slang for "fake college" or community college.

"I spent two years in fauxllege before transferring to Princeton."

The employer was impressed by Jack's resume until he noticed that he had a fauxllege degree.

by Master Yogurt April 19, 2008

fauxllower

Someone who follows folks on Twitter because all the cool kids are, often without knowing anything of the person they're following.
Someone who follows folks based the strength of avatars alone.

He liked her avatar and had seen it on some of his mates pages, but the fauxllower didn't realize she was a bot and was more concerned about his credit card than his conversation.

by twalve October 21, 2009

fauxllennial

Gen Xer who remembers Y2K, rotary phones, floppy disks and the end of the Cold War, but is addicted to their smartphone, prefers to work remotely, keeps up on pop culture, advocates for equality, appreciates diversity and tells people "I'm actually a millennial." See also xennial.

My mom takes more selfies than I do, she's such a fauxllennial.

by ksfishgirl May 25, 2018

fauxliage

1 : a representation of fake leaves, fake flowers, and fake branches for architectural ornamentation
2 : the aggregate of fake leaves of one or more fake plants
3 : a cluster of fake leaves, fake flowers, and branches

Would you say they would pose a significant fire hazard if I were to put LED Christmas lights on the fauxliage in my office?

by UrbanDEV April 2, 2010

fauxllet

a particular breed of mullet comprised of a fauxhawk up front and a mullet out back.

Looking for that perfect blend of trendy and hick, Chas had one request for his male stylist: a fauxllet please.

by Metro North April 14, 2006

fauxllet

A hairstyle that looks sort of like a mullet.

"Trent is sporting a fauxllet. That is SO not cool."

by Onii November 18, 2005

Fauxtellegence

The act of thinking one is smart, when they are in reality not very intelligent at all.

Stop having fauxtellegence; pull your head out of your arse.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015