fauxliage

1 : a representation of fake leaves, fake flowers, and fake branches for architectural ornamentation
2 : the aggregate of fake leaves of one or more fake plants
3 : a cluster of fake leaves, fake flowers, and branches

Would you say they would pose a significant fire hazard if I were to put LED Christmas lights on the fauxliage in my office?

by UrbanDEV April 2, 2010

Fauxlice

Security guards or other fake police who believe that they actually have some power over you. Despite the fact that they only have a fucking squirt gun and a tazer instead of a magnum and a badge.

Dude 1: "I dunno if we should go over there man, that guard looks pretty big"

Dude 2: "Man, Fuck tha Fauxlice, that bitch is a badge and 2 balls short of scaring me!"

by Coombop October 19, 2008

Fauxlgers

A shitty store-brand knockoff of Folgers coffee.

Brian: Hey, get any good coffee?

Meg: No, I went to Pick'n'Save for some own-brand Fauxlgers. It sucks at least as much as Folgers but was slightly cheaper.

Brian: Jesus! Next time get some real coffee, and preferably from a store that doesn't suck so much.

Meg: 10-4. I have a headache now.

Brian: No shit.

by dirtyragamuffin April 13, 2014

fauxlite

fō'līt adj.

Fake politeness, usually displayed in public settings. People who are fauxlite are perceived to be very sweet and innocent by their casual friends, but can be devious, manipulative and mean. A fauxlite person's true colors only shine through by accident, or are demonstrated to those in their circle of trust -- a.k.a. their family. Also, those who see through this facade are coldly received by the fauxliter. **Friends rarely, if ever, believe that a fauxliter could ever be anything but nice and kind.**

Fauxliters are often martyrs who decline any offer of help/assistance (so as not to impose), laugh really loud and overzealously at jokes, buy/make random gifts, and say yes to almost anything their friends ask of them.

Michelle: My mom is such a jerk. She called me a thief and a liar and was yelling at me on the phone today.

Gary: No way! Your mom is SO nice! She baked me a cake for no reason. She would never say those things!

Michelle: Oh please! She is so fauxlite it makes me want to vomit. You just don't see it because you're not related to her.

by dinosaur lunchbox September 24, 2009

Fauxrage

Frenzy created by media or blogs to inflate a usually minor, perceived offense into a major scandal or continuing political event.

Congress, in a fit of fauxrage, passed a resolution condemning a newspaper ad about a General. The fauxrage was stoked primarily by Faux News

by Upper West March 31, 2008

fauxladelphian

One who nominally lives and/or works in Philadelphia, but c'mon, who do they think they are kidding. Often, but not always, used as a synonym for New Yorker.

Philadelphian: Hey, there's a great new restaurant in Old City. Want to go check it out?
Fauxladelphian: Where?

by John Baron August 4, 2009

Fauxmage

Fake Cheese. Faux meets Fromage. Even though they are two French words, I think most Anglos know their meaning.
Or maybe Fauxmaggio if you prefer French meets Italian (faux meets fromaggio)?

Fauxmage: Vegan Cheese, Processed cheese.

by Xavier Reivax October 11, 2009