fauxllet

a particular breed of mullet comprised of a fauxhawk up front and a mullet out back.

Looking for that perfect blend of trendy and hick, Chas had one request for his male stylist: a fauxllet please.

by Metro North April 14, 2006

fauxllet

A hairstyle that looks sort of like a mullet.

"Trent is sporting a fauxllet. That is SO not cool."

by Onii November 18, 2005

fauxletariat

the fake working class, especially actors, DJs and TV chefs who behave and speak in a fashion not in keeping with their middle class upbringing.

Isn't that Keith Allen a member of the fauxletariat, I heard his father was a Navy Officer.

by Pooty McPoots February 12, 2008

fauxletarian

Falsely claiming to be of a lower socio-economic or working class in order to appear humble, hide true wealth, dodge responsibility, or deflect criticism about an easy life.

Portmanteau of 'faux' and 'proletarian' - fauxletariat can be used for a collection of fauxletarians.

He is such a fauxletarian! He makes 90k a year at an easy corporate job, but rages against the machine and goes on and on about his working class credentials.

She likes to tell everyone she is a starving student, but sends her mother's maid to the thrift store for 'real' clothes. Fauxletarian!

by Grinding August 31, 2010

fauxllennial

Gen Xer who remembers Y2K, rotary phones, floppy disks and the end of the Cold War, but is addicted to their smartphone, prefers to work remotely, keeps up on pop culture, advocates for equality, appreciates diversity and tells people "I'm actually a millennial." See also xennial.

My mom takes more selfies than I do, she's such a fauxllennial.

by ksfishgirl May 25, 2018

Fauxllatio

A faked blowjob. Not unlike something that would occur in a soft core pornography film.

That Jesse Jane gives great fauxllatio.

by Whit Trashe November 28, 2014

Fauxlet

Fauxlet (Fo-lett): A word hair dressers use to describe the mullet haircut to someone that wants a mullet but can't bring themselves to ask for it.

A Rat-tail could also fall into this category. Other possible fauxlets would be hairstyles that are questionable, such as the 1990ish Oprah Winfrey style and the mullets that taper back with out such a blunt chop line.

Example 1:

Hairdresser: "How would you like your hair cut today, sir?"
Customer: "I'd like a number 3 above my ears, finger-width on top, and leave all the length in back."
Hairdresser: "Oh, so you would like a mullet then?"
Customer: "Well not really a mullet, more just a regular hair cut with a little length on back - maybe 3-4 inches."
Hairdresser: "Oh, I get it, you want a fauxlet!"
Customer: "Exactly"

Example 2:"I'm really too cool to wear a mullet, but I secretly like the style, so I'm going to wear a 'fauxlet' instead."

by Cheen Kween March 8, 2010