Stunt Vagina

Sexual device for men resembling a prosthetic vagina.

fade in....bedroom scene.....husband rolls over and rubs wife's ass....wife is about to feign headache when she remembers she bought a new stunt vagina for "Moments just like these"........cut to wife smiling while husband snoozes with shit eating grin...."Thanks Stunt Vagina"

by UrbanDEV July 27, 2010

Residude

Residue or stain left behind when wiping semen off of an object or body part.

"Hey, who left residude on my keyboard?" or "Yeah, there was residude all over her forehead when she came out of his room."

by UrbanDEV February 25, 2008

Yeti Stretch

A stretch that feels so good you make noises like Chewbacca

What the fuck was that?

Yeti stretch...

by UrbanDEV September 5, 2009

Poreign

Foreign sex films.

Did you see that film from germany? hardcore poreign at it's finest.

by UrbanDEV July 20, 2010

farm

One's "junk" or genital region.

As a proposition: "Hey guy's wanna see my farm?"

by UrbanDEV March 8, 2010

Mastribution

Short for "mass distribution"

Sterling Hamilton: "TweetDeck allows you to mastribute tweets to multiple accounts. you know, like mass distribution... mastribution."

by UrbanDEV November 25, 2010

fembastard

Female bastard

That Jill sure is a filthy fembastard...

by UrbanDEV August 24, 2009