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fauxjitsu 

the martial art of pretending to have martial arts training in an attempt to intimidate others; fake karate
"Barry, quit waving your arms around with your fauxjitsu. Nobody's impressed."
fauxjitsu by chadb December 6, 2006
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fauxitus 

fauxitus — Penetrative sex using a harness and a phallic simulacrum of some type to stimulate the G-spot in women; or, the prostate in men. Some enjoy the experience of dilation using stimulators of graduating sizes and lengths.

Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.

Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.

This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.
Coitus, fauxitus — it’s the 21st century; what’s a little penetrative sex between friends or lovers? Especially overly specific penetrative sex!!!!!!
fauxitus by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 1, 2023
Related Words
Fujitsu:
a) Ancient martial art of taking a first-rate idea and delivering it in a second-rate way.
b) War cry meaning "You're fucked"

Fujitsud: To "Fujitsu" something, to balls it up.
a) As Doc bent over awaiting the hot fudge, his friend Justin, screamed "fujitsu!!" as he thrust his fist into him.

b) Doc's parents were both attractive and intelligent having children was the obvious thing to do, but once he was born they realised they were fujitsud.
Fujitsu by Neversoft June 30, 2003

Fartjitsu 

A ninja way of fighting with deadly farts. People trained in this style are most deadly of all ninjas. They are silent. Most of the time.
Man i learned some fartjitsu, now i can whoop some tail!
Fartjitsu by Crazy Eddie April 26, 2005

fujitsu tablet 

the fujitsu tablet is the worst piece of computer ever created. the pen or "stylist" if you will never works and the touch screen technology is archaic. genuinely the worst and most un user friendly laptop ever.
hows your laptop?

awful, its a fujitsu tablet

true bro
fujitsu tablet by mcbiddy14 October 13, 2011
Mag Fujitsu sa ko karun
Fujitsu by Jimuel January 25, 2023

fauxjito 

A fauxjito is an approximation of a mojito. It is usually made with a mix of white rum and mojito mix.

Bryan was at a Pirate Party last week, and all they had was a bunch of rum and mojito mix, so he was left no choice but to make himself a fauxjito.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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