the martial art of pretending to have martial arts training in an attempt to intimidate others; fake karate
by chadb December 6, 2006
Get the fauxjitsu mug.fauxitus — Penetrative sex using a harness and a phallic simulacrum of some type to stimulate the G-spot in women; or, the prostate in men. Some enjoy the experience of dilation using stimulators of graduating sizes and lengths.
Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.
Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.
This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.
Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.
Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.
This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.
Coitus, fauxitus — it’s the 21st century; what’s a little penetrative sex between friends or lovers? Especially overly specific penetrative sex!!!!!!
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a) Ancient martial art of taking a first-rate idea and delivering it in a second-rate way.
b) War cry meaning "You're fucked"
Fujitsud: To "Fujitsu" something, to balls it up.
a) Ancient martial art of taking a first-rate idea and delivering it in a second-rate way.
b) War cry meaning "You're fucked"
Fujitsud: To "Fujitsu" something, to balls it up.
a) As Doc bent over awaiting the hot fudge, his friend Justin, screamed "fujitsu!!" as he thrust his fist into him.
b) Doc's parents were both attractive and intelligent having children was the obvious thing to do, but once he was born they realised they were fujitsud.
b) Doc's parents were both attractive and intelligent having children was the obvious thing to do, but once he was born they realised they were fujitsud.
by Neversoft June 30, 2003
Get the Fujitsu mug.A ninja way of fighting with deadly farts. People trained in this style are most deadly of all ninjas. They are silent. Most of the time.
by Crazy Eddie April 26, 2005
Get the Fartjitsu mug.the fujitsu tablet is the worst piece of computer ever created. the pen or "stylist" if you will never works and the touch screen technology is archaic. genuinely the worst and most un user friendly laptop ever.
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A fauxjito is an approximation of a mojito. It is usually made with a mix of white rum and mojito mix.
Bryan was at a Pirate Party last week, and all they had was a bunch of rum and mojito mix, so he was left no choice but to make himself a fauxjito.
by Phil Lockerby and Bryan Cox September 3, 2007
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