Fauxtits

1. Fake breast(s) either by implant, tissue or by other stuffing means.
2. Breast reduction; (rare usage)
3. Plastic Breast purchased as a novelty item for a lark.
4. Drag Queens and Transvestites that make there breasts appear to look like a woman's tits.
5. Something that looks like a tit; like a breast shaped mountain.

1. Mary: "Do my fauxtits feel real?"
2. Poor Dolly, got fauxtits to aid her back pain.
3. Frank bought some fauxtits at the costume shop.
4. John taped his tits together to get some cleavage then stuffed his shirt and got some real nice fauxtits.
5. "Witches Tit" Mountain is the biggest fauxtit I know of.

by Hauling Handyman March 3, 2009

Fauxtism

A fake diagnosis of Autism.

Oh My Gosh, That guy can't really have Autism. He too good at sports. He must have Fauxtism, just to get sympathy.

by Chris_K. January 13, 2008

fauxjitsu

the martial art of pretending to have martial arts training in an attempt to intimidate others; fake karate

"Barry, quit waving your arms around with your fauxjitsu. Nobody's impressed."

by chadb December 6, 2006

fauxtist

A fuaxtist is an indivdual who pretends to be a full fledged artist despite the fact that their creativity is more of a hobby, not an occupation. Close association to fauxhemians, bobos and yipsters.

Rogers Park in Chicago is a neighborhood with many fauxtists who work 9-5 jobs, but claim to friends and family that they are in fact artist. Rarely make any art.

by avant-chicago May 24, 2008

fauxtisnal

Mass produced items designed to look like or be passed off as artisanal or handcrafted products.

That market only sells fauxtisnal furniture.

by Dolemite350 May 15, 2022

fauxtistic

adjective for a person who fakes being on the autism spectrum disorder for clout.

someone on my feed was acting really fauxtistic

by thatonetako November 20, 2024

Fauxtistic

When a person claims to be on the autistic spectrum despite having no diagnosis, minimal or no tendencies and increasingly behaves as if they’re severely impaired in order to gain something; whether that be financial aid, sympathy, a following or excuses for poor behaviour. Usually adorned with badges, lanyards or car stickers proclaiming themselves as autistic, often self diagnosed from seeing other fauxtistics on social media, and typically make a huge dramatic announcement about their non existent or fraudulent autism diagnosis. As if they were coming out.

He claims to be on the spectrum and unable to tolerate strangers or loud noises under any circumstances, hence why he can’t go on any errands. But these pictures of him crowd surfing at a concert on Saturday suggest he is fauxtistic.

by Quarterton April 22, 2024