Faux-bituary Share definition Flag A fake obituary created to get revenge on someone you hate, i.e. an ex, a bitchy friend I submitted a faux-bituary for him to the local newspaper after he slept with my friend. Faux-bituary by sexystuff101 May 10, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Faux-bituary mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch