Coitus

A sexual act between male and female in which the penis is inserted into the vagina, or as Stewie Griffin would say:

"Inert your pen-is ('pen' as in for writing, fallowed by 'is') into her vag-in-a (like 'Badge' with a 'V' fallowed by the two words 'in' and 'a')"
Quagmire was playing a sex game with an asian woman in his country house, and he was dressed as a geisha, then he took of his robe and positioned himself over her, and saw the griffin family had walked into the room. He then said:

"Oh.....is this the weekend you guys were coming up?.......Well here I am, cream on my face, hair a mess, and in mid-coitus, I must look a sight!"
by does it matter.....? February 04, 2009
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Coitus

When 2 people commit intercourse wearing nothing but bowties and secrete wine instead of semen. Also known as fancy sex.
"Doth mother know you commiteth coitus upon your sister"
"You shan't telleth her the truth"
"I shall"
"Shan't"
by FancyBritishAccent April 08, 2021
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A nerdy word for "sex"
Sheldon doesn't want to have coitus until after he had his first child.
by presidenko_putin April 09, 2015
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I want someone you **** me then say I had coitus
by Jacob black December 21, 2020
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Coitus

When you get fucked by a large inverted dragon cock with a mutant plant growing through it.
Example 1: I committed coitus last night
Example 2: would like to have coitus baby boo hunny bun?
by InsanityUB March 30, 2017
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Sheldon: Should you engage in coitus ...
by bored17936 July 31, 2012
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Wanna coitus?! ;)
by Sugar mama May 13, 2004
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