coitus 

What Sheldon Cooper says instead of sex

Sheldon: Should you engage in coitus ...

coitus by bored17936 July 31, 2012

coitus 

fancy way to say fuck

Wanna coitus?! ;)

coitus by Sugar mama May 13, 2004

coitus 

physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements usually leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis into the female reproductive tract

Kris Ann's sister was shocked when I informed her that we were preparing to engage in coitus.

coitus by Beau December 5, 2003

coitus 

Scientific reference for 'doing the dirty', having a 'no pants dance', or advancing courtship. Coitus is commonly used in a popular TV show, The Big Bang Theory.

Penny: *opens door* "Hey, my power's out, can I stay here for the night?"
Sheldon: "Do you really-"
Leonard: "YES, of course...th-that's what friends are for, after all. Lending a room in a time of need."
Sheldon: "Well...as long as this doesn't end up in Leonard and Penny taking part in coitus, I guess I can live with it for one night."

coitus by IHasAWolfie January 1, 2014

coitus 

The way a child with a speech impediment pronounces "Curtis." Hilarious when heard aloud.

Little Joey at 7 years old: Coitus, stop eating paste.
Little Curtis at 7 years old: Stop calling me that, fuckhead. Don't you know what that means yet?! And this paste is delicious, so hop off my nuts.

coitus by GONZO! July 28, 2008

coitus 

A sciency-sounding word for SECKSSS. Sheldon Cooper from the show The Big Bang Theory often replaces the word "sex" with "coitus".

Penny, did you engage in coitus with Leonard last night?

I had coitus with Amy Farrah Fowler last weekend... BAZINGA!!!!

coitus by trajiniqa September 4, 2012

Coitus 

A sexual act between male and female in which the penis is inserted into the vagina, or as Stewie Griffin would say:

"Inert your pen-is ('pen' as in for writing, fallowed by 'is') into her vag-in-a (like 'Badge' with a 'V' fallowed by the two words 'in' and 'a')"

Quagmire was playing a sex game with an asian woman in his country house, and he was dressed as a geisha, then he took of his robe and positioned himself over her, and saw the griffin family had walked into the room. He then said:

"Oh.....is this the weekend you guys were coming up?.......Well here I am, cream on my face, hair a mess, and in mid-coitus, I must look a sight!"

Coitus by does it matter.....? February 4, 2009