A sexual act between male and female in which the penis is inserted into the vagina, or as Stewie Griffin would say:
"Inert your pen-is ('pen' as in for writing, fallowed by 'is') into her vag-in-a (like 'Badge' with a 'V' fallowed by the two words 'in' and 'a')"
"Inert your pen-is ('pen' as in for writing, fallowed by 'is') into her vag-in-a (like 'Badge' with a 'V' fallowed by the two words 'in' and 'a')"
Quagmire was playing a sex game with an asian woman in his country house, and he was dressed as a geisha, then he took of his robe and positioned himself over her, and saw the griffin family had walked into the room. He then said:
"Oh.....is this the weekend you guys were coming up?.......Well here I am, cream on my face, hair a mess, and in mid-coitus, I must look a sight!"
"Oh.....is this the weekend you guys were coming up?.......Well here I am, cream on my face, hair a mess, and in mid-coitus, I must look a sight!"
by does it matter.....? February 04, 2009
When 2 people commit intercourse wearing nothing but bowties and secrete wine instead of semen. Also known as fancy sex.
"Doth mother know you commiteth coitus upon your sister"
"You shan't telleth her the truth"
"I shall"
"Shan't"
"You shan't telleth her the truth"
"I shall"
"Shan't"
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