Fartjitsu 

A ninja way of fighting with deadly farts. People trained in this style are most deadly of all ninjas. They are silent. Most of the time.

Man i learned some fartjitsu, now i can whoop some tail!

Fartjitsu by Crazy Eddie April 26, 2005

fartitus 

When a person become stricken with an abundance of uncontrollable and excessive farting.

Don't go near Maureen, she has a bad case of fartitus!

fartitus by samlap June 26, 2008

fartitude 

strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in

Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President

fartitude by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

fartuitous 

A fart that comes at a fortunate or lucky moment.

Bob knew that it was fartuitous that his nemesis was the only person to get on the elevator at that very moment.

fartuitous by scrapiron777 May 10, 2009

fartitude 

A state of mind in which one farts in public without caring if anyone around them hears it.

Danny showed some serious Fartitude by loudly dropping ass in the middle of church.

fartitude by mr soybot January 24, 2007

fauxjitsu 

the martial art of pretending to have martial arts training in an attempt to intimidate others; fake karate

"Barry, quit waving your arms around with your fauxjitsu. Nobody's impressed."

fauxjitsu by chadb December 6, 2006

Fartissue

A person who had a real issue with farting and seems to have no control over the problem.

"Oh my gosh...he has a total fartissue".

"Dude, like enough with you and your fartissue".

Fartissue by kdcinsb October 7, 2010