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fauxbia
fauxbia by superdougio April 14, 2009
fauxsbian
A heterosexual girl with a large affection and fascination for breasts, who does not identify as a lesbian.
fauxsbian by Joshua Meadows February 19, 2008
fauxbia
Mal: "My dad has a phobia of morris dancing and irish jigs"
Me: "There's no such thing, you douche. That's a fauxbia"
Me: "There's no such thing, you douche. That's a fauxbia"
fauxbia by Philistine August 31, 2007
Word of the Day on September 12, 2007
Fauxbia
The term comes from other words that are already established. "Faux" which is defined as fake, imitation, ersatz.
Common slang word “Bia” which is the "G" rated way of calling a woman/man a bitch.
When putting the two together you are calling someone a "fake bitch." Many times this is used when someone is acting like they are someone/something they are not.
Pronounced: fo'..bee..ah
Common slang word “Bia” which is the "G" rated way of calling a woman/man a bitch.
When putting the two together you are calling someone a "fake bitch." Many times this is used when someone is acting like they are someone/something they are not.
Pronounced: fo'..bee..ah
Kim: Dayum.....did you see the Prada bag that girl was wearing?
Lakisha: Her daddy bought that shit for her fauxbia ass. She has two kids and no man, and she aint even got a job.
Kim: Fo' real?! She is a fauxbia fo' sure!
Lakisha: Her daddy bought that shit for her fauxbia ass. She has two kids and no man, and she aint even got a job.
Kim: Fo' real?! She is a fauxbia fo' sure!
Fauxbia by Anthony Kranz October 5, 2007
fauXian
A faux, or fake, Christian. A professed Christian whose harsh judgement of others' liberal attitudes conflicts with the pluralistic benevolence and acceptance preached by the founder of the religion, Jesus Christ.
The desire of some southern fundamentalist preachers to electrocute illegal Mexican immigrants using a border fence places those Christians firmly in the fauXian category.
fauXian by Kate the Squeakle July 5, 2006
fauxsian
derivation: faux + asian. greek origin.
somebody who basically acts like or tries to be asian. eg white kids who love to whip our their black belt, black kids who like to whip out their abnormally small dicks, most asians
somebody who basically acts like or tries to be asian. eg white kids who love to whip our their black belt, black kids who like to whip out their abnormally small dicks, most asians
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