fauxbian 

A fake lesbian. A woman masquerading as a lesbian with intent to either entice/lure men, or to look 'cool'.

"Look at her! She's such a fauxbian!"

fauxbian by uk_goffs June 17, 2005

fauxbia 

1. Fear that an item you have purchased is a fake

2. Fear of fake items

1. Megan had a fauxbia that her $60 Chanel purse was too cheap to be real

fauxbia by superdougio April 14, 2009

fauxsbian

A heterosexual girl with a large affection and fascination for breasts, who does not identify as a lesbian.

"Stop posting about tits, you fauxsbian."

fauxsbian by Joshua Meadows February 19, 2008

fauxbia 

A faux (false) phobia.

Mal: "My dad has a phobia of morris dancing and irish jigs"
Me: "There's no such thing, you douche. That's a fauxbia"

fauxbia by Philistine August 31, 2007

Fauxbia 

The term comes from other words that are already established. "Faux" which is defined as fake, imitation, ersatz.

Common slang word “Bia” which is the "G" rated way of calling a woman/man a bitch.

When putting the two together you are calling someone a "fake bitch." Many times this is used when someone is acting like they are someone/something they are not.

Pronounced: fo'..bee..ah

Kim: Dayum.....did you see the Prada bag that girl was wearing?

Lakisha: Her daddy bought that shit for her fauxbia ass. She has two kids and no man, and she aint even got a job.

Kim: Fo' real?! She is a fauxbia fo' sure!

Fauxbia by Anthony Kranz October 5, 2007

fauXian 

A faux, or fake, Christian. A professed Christian whose harsh judgement of others' liberal attitudes conflicts with the pluralistic benevolence and acceptance preached by the founder of the religion, Jesus Christ.

The desire of some southern fundamentalist preachers to electrocute illegal Mexican immigrants using a border fence places those Christians firmly in the fauXian category.

fauXian by Kate the Squeakle July 5, 2006

fauxsian 

derivation: faux + asian. greek origin.

somebody who basically acts like or tries to be asian. eg white kids who love to whip our their black belt, black kids who like to whip out their abnormally small dicks, most asians

-yo why you bein so fauxsian
-iunno
-k

-my god nothing in my life matters more to me than final fantasy ix . except maybe this fucking general tzo's chicken amirite.
-dude you're so fucking fauxsian
-oh yay i'm glad because asians rock.

fauxsian by cheswhick February 3, 2010